Dad Joke Rating Calculator

Scientifically measure the quality of dad jokes!

The Formula

$$R_d = \frac{(3P + 6D + T_g)}{10} \cdot \frac{dL}{usL}$$

Rd Rating of Dad Joke

P Pain recipient feels (1-10)

D Dissociation from environment (1-10)

Tg Time to grasp joke (seconds)

dL How much teller laughs (1-10)

usL How much recipient laughs (1-10)

Pain Level (P):

How much pain did the recipient feel? (1-10)

Dissociation Level (D):

How dissociated from reality did they become? (1-10)

Time to Grasp (Tg):

seconds

Teller's Laughter (dL):

How much did you laugh at your own joke? (1-10)

Recipient's Laughter (usL):

How much did they laugh at your joke? (1-10)

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